Wow 2 years since I last posted! So what had Dr Sardonicus been upto? Well I was a lead gag writer for 118 118 and had my gags featured in a Sun feature on how rubbish 118 118 gags were. They refused my offer of an interview. Until I said I'd shagged Peter Andre and was Harvey's dad.
I blame my self for their divorce.

I am currently on the job market and I'm job hunting with all the enthusiasim of a chiuaha trying to mate a Great Dane. So alas I am going to have a lot less time for writing my satire.

I bet the world's leaders are giving themselves a big sigh of relief.

Still I'm sure I can squeeze an odd sketch for News Revue or two.

Any way here's a gag for you.

How did Edmund Hilary bruise his penis?
Sherpa Tensing.