Do you ever turn on the news and feel depressed? Well the last couple of days I have.
It's not because of the rotten mess with MPs lining their fetid nests. No it's the array of idiot D list celebs saying I will run against my incumbent MP because; I've never fiddled my taxes and I used to be on that show in the 70s you might remember, it had a kazoo on it probably.
The only positive note is Kenn Dodd and Kerry Katona won't be running.
But imagine Esther Rantzen as chancellor? Or Jimmy Saville as home secretary (maybe not so bad he can say "Now then now then," like a copper already). And who would be PM? The winner of Britain's Got Talent most likely. That said as it seems most likely to be Susan Boyle that really is no improvement on Brown. They look dead similar and both may be well at the back of the queue for MENSA. Mind you a singing Gordon Brown look alike could be like an English Evita. Her offering to sing Don't Cry for me Argentina could help prevent a future war with Argentina.
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