Hello again Peeps!
Dr Sardonicus is an unusually ebulient mood. I just completed a City and Guilds training course in how to train. And may have found something I'm good at. Training is alot like doing standup comedy except it lasts 7 hours instead of 5 minutes, you use powerpoint and no one shout's
"fuck off the stage you unfunny fat bastard, we want the unfunny blond with big tits."
I chose to do my teaching piece on how to tell Rule of 3 gags thinking that'd be a breeze. Only to find myself near weeping infront of my laptop as I couldn't think of a single clean one for my presentation.
1000s of sailors went down on the Titanic, the Lusitania and your missus.
Testicles, knickers and VAT no one cares when Darling drops them.
Yes all hail the great and mighty rule of 3 gag, simple pure and effective. Kinda like the BNP but less racist. And all hail the new Dr Sardonicus super-tutor. Soon across the land lazy, indolent, english as a 3rd language students will be standing on their desks crying.
"Dr Sardonicus oh captain, my captain>"
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