Having studied the news of late Dr Sardonicus has discovered a cunning excuse, a perfect excuse an excuse fit for any situation. It is of course the BNP excuse!
Yes any crapulent, criminal or stupid behviour can be excused by the following expression.
"Don't say that the BNP might get in!"
Eating soup with your face in the bowl, kicking puppies, voting for the BNP.
All excusable by the simple explanation that criticising said behaviour could lead to the BNP taking over; eating all foreigners, burning the Queen and forcing everyone else to languish in gulags making endless gay porn films for BNP MPs which of course they won't watch.
It beats the old fashioned "There's a war on terror" and the classic "It's a security issue."
Dr Sardonicus is planning on stealing a shopping trolley full of beer and the collection tin shaped like a blind kid from his Sainsbury's. If challenged by security he will chant 3 times
"There's a war on terror, the BNP might get in and it's a security issue."
An excuse so incredible he could probably get away with burning the Sainsbury's to the ground.
Aparently Jack Straw has already done this several times.
Dr Sardonicus sometimes wonders if Swivel eyed, podgy pretend Nazi Nick Griffin reads the Guardian (with a junior Penguin dictionary for the big scary words) quietly crying. Wondering if he's so likely to turn the UK into the 5th Reich no one seems to be voting for him.
That said Dr Sardonicus say's go out and vote citizens. But don't vote fascist, vote stupid.
Let's stuff the EU with every hairbrained loony candidate we can find. Monster Raving Loony, that bloke down the pub who thinks Alien's probed him, Yogic flyers. Frankly all those idiots earning millions in exies could even jump start our economu.
That said Dave Cameron says anyone can run for the Conservatives...
hmm a vote for Dr Sardonicus?
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