Who's afraid of....

Paedos vs Terrorists?

Who's gonna win? Who are you more scared of paedophiles or killers with airmiles?

Because we have to choose. No really we do let your friend Dr Sardonicus explain.
The whizzy new body scanners in use at airports to intercept pants bombers (true in both senses it would appear). Also allow you to see people in the nudey including...kids. So do we use them or not? Are we scared more of molesters of exploding vesters?

Oh some will say just don't scan anyone under 18? Yeh right 2 words, fundamentalist midget.
Garry Coleman, Wee Jimmy Krankee the world is full of rage filled diddy men. Sardonicus actually saw Ronnie Corbett getting very shirty with a waiter in an Indian restaurant (no really he did, Little Ron was like a banana deprived chimpanzee).

And frankly who is going to apply for a job that will,
a Inolved looking at unpleasant wobbly nudey bodies.
b Automatically be labelled as a big paedo and number 1 on the ISA's shit list for life.

Well it seems we've atleast found a job for Gary Glitter (but not Chris Langham you bigots).

There is a simple solution. Fly less. Then chat with each passenger and profile them old human psychology actually works. Would you really miss on going to a yet an unmemorable and uremorable piss up in a benighted European capital? Or seeing that yes Belgium also has Starbucks?

Well sure you can travel but go less often or taken a boat or something.

That or watch the next Question Time turn into a punch up between Nick Griffin, Captain Hook and a Scoutmaster.